unclefather:

Me every year on New Years

badjokesbyjeff:

sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

cakemakethme:

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

Therapist: “Are you experiencing any suicidal thoughts?”

unaverage-confessions:

Me:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

disneytva:

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

doqbites:

Bird Box memes are the best but Sandra Bullock replying to them are even better:

inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:

alladoreqi:

sageofpeace:

theblackmanonthemoon:

Me as a father 😂

“Kauhhg! Fuck is you talking bout” 😂

Lmfaooooooooooo

I have to reblog this every time 😂

te-amo-corazon:

unclewalk:

So you paid more than they did?

this whole thread is hilarious. they break down and admit to having daddy buy the house, and then dude admits that he never bought a realty record and that they told on themselves lmfao

dankmemeuniversity:

radiation:

friend: what’s the name of that one pokemon move a lot of grass-types have in which they raise both their attack and special attack by one level?

me:

snarky-gourmet:

snarky-gourmet:

sleep makes me so mad tbfh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn’t require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness

that being said if you deprive me of my sleep i will Cry

melonmemes:

99.9 percent

bussykween:

nxrcal:

uncookedtrashmonster:

realitytvshow:

New York Goes to Work - Ghost Hunter

“lets ask if it’s a male or female with us.”

“MALE, FEMALE, WHAT?”

this is better than buzzfeed unsolved

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT”

meanplastic:

DELEteee